If you say otherwise, you're a total nerd and should leave the blog right now, unless you had a psycho father/mother at home, then i would understand.
Anyway, back in the old high school days i used to skip school quite frequently to play videogames, watch movies or just to jerk off. There are A LOT of tips how to skip school floating around the internet, but today i'll share with you 2 things i came up and they always worked.
The 1st one might be a bit radical! Here we go: We all know allergies....when i was really young i used to have quite a lot of problems with them, but at around the age of 10, my allergies went away. It wasn't anything radical, i just had a red face (lol), kinda similar to a really light sun burn. It didn't hurt at all and it made it possible for me to stay home, so i figured, why not fake this shit. When i was 11 i started....i took a detergent, a strong one, put some of it on a towel and kept rubbing my face for 5 minutes....yeah, it did hurt a little bit , but the result was a red, allergy-like face which lasted for 2-4 days. Man, those were the times :)
Proceeding to the 2nd way. This one is nothing special, used it to skip some difficult tests, since its more of a 1 day method. I woke up 30 minutes before my parents, got a big glass and put some milk into it, then i added some cocumbers, little pieces of bread and more and more shit to make it look like the meal i ate the previous day. Then i made my way into the bathroom, spilled it into and around the toilet and made vomiting voices "Blarrgghh" <.< This was like 4 minutes before my mom and dad woke up, so my mom would come running upstairs to me "Son, are you alrighty?" and i was like "No, i'm feeling kinda sick" . Then she would let me stay home and the moment my parents drove off to work i was like "Fuck yeah" xD
So thats that. Do you guys got any similar stories and/or ways to skip school?
If you do, then let the younger generations know :)
Finish school for me :D
ReplyDeletelol skip guide, keep it up
ReplyDeleteCool blog. Followed by the way. Hope you return it.
ReplyDeleteI used to walk out the back door of the school. Then I'd go to the pizza place next door.
ReplyDeleteforget that whole wall of text you pussys, just do it!
ReplyDeleteNever let your schooling interfere with your education. -Mark Twain
ReplyDeletejust do it , skip school but its not good for you :)
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Wish it was that easy :(
ReplyDeleteGlad im done with school
ReplyDeleteI used to get away with saying I felt like shit and sleeping until noon.
ReplyDeleteGave me a laugh :D Followin
ReplyDeleteawesome post!
ReplyDeleteLOL option no2, genius!
ReplyDeleteCall the school in a deep voice, then when you get home, make sure you answer all calls.
ReplyDeleteLol'd at the first one.
ReplyDeleteI skip school by not going. lol.
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I used to stay home from school for video games. The earliest one I can remember is some X-Men game on NES. Game was shit.
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Dude I have the WORST allergies! I hope mine go away someday!
ReplyDeleteHaha wow, never thought of rubbing detergent on my face as a kid.
ReplyDeleteI can neither confirm nor deny whether or not I skipped school... :D Thanks! Look forward to more.
ReplyDeletePLAY VIDEOGAMES EURRADAY
ReplyDeleteI think I've gone to 99% of my classes :/ sad i know!
ReplyDeleteI do this all the time... and the best part is my ex-gf was a helper for the Attendance office xD
ReplyDeleteHaha I used to pretend to be sick to stay at home and play games
ReplyDeletei like your post !!
ReplyDeleteha, thats a lot of effort, the old call in a bomb threat routine used to work back in the day. great post man
ReplyDeletedude I just read your review about Battle Realms..this game is one of my favourites too. Truly a masterpiece, I played it for about 2 years for sure.
ReplyDeleteSkip school? I remember having a list where we had to write our missing days and our diseases down. Someone wrote into my friends list: "penis enlargement" :D
I skiped a lot of school.. Pretty much 75% not because i was some junky or bad student. Even tho I missed.. never learned I'm learning right now in a University xD Never had to redo classes. Had some hard times but everything is going great still xD
ReplyDeleteWell, i sometimes faked headache or nausea but i started skipping school a little more ofthen after i turned 18. I just acted normally but in front of the school i'd persuade 3/4 friends to skip it and we would just go somewhere to have fun, getting back home as we attended school.
ReplyDeletemmm staying at home was good times when I was young, too bad it doesn't work anymore when you have a job though :(
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ReplyDeletethe only times i REALLY wanted to skip school is when i was legitly sick. i was a good kid :<
ReplyDelete:D cool blog bro.
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I wanted to skip school, but I never lost faith. ;)
ReplyDeleteI only ever skipped to play video games ;)
ReplyDeleteI skipped school today lol, and will do it again tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteAw, this takes me back to my ol' school days.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me when i use to skip school. :)
ReplyDeleteyou've just earned yourself a follower.
hope you do the same.
Lol you used detergent never thought of that.
ReplyDeletenow its work i wish i could ski
ReplyDeleteSkipping class? I skipped my class on Wednesday this week... :/
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ReplyDeleteI skipped school so much senior year I almost didn't get my diploma. Haha
ReplyDeleteHaha.. I remember being PRO at faking being sick for school.
ReplyDeleteeh you never learn anything in school anyway
ReplyDeleteI used to skip my last classes of the day all the time. XD
ReplyDeleteSkipped school today... Look forward to updates as always :D
ReplyDeleteOh what?? r u serious? wow!
ReplyDeleteYou have a good thing going here :)
ReplyDeleteclever & sly.
ReplyDeletekiller life hax, i gotta try the vomit one sometime
ReplyDeleteI had terrible attendance, my parents would call me in if I nagged them enough.
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