If you say otherwise, you're a total nerd and should leave the blog right now, unless you had a psycho father/mother at home, then i would understand.
Anyway, back in the old high school days i used to skip school quite frequently to play videogames, watch movies or just to jerk off. There are A LOT of tips how to skip school floating around the internet, but today i'll share with you 2 things i came up and they always worked.
The 1st one might be a bit radical! Here we go: We all know allergies....when i was really young i used to have quite a lot of problems with them, but at around the age of 10, my allergies went away. It wasn't anything radical, i just had a red face (lol), kinda similar to a really light sun burn. It didn't hurt at all and it made it possible for me to stay home, so i figured, why not fake this shit. When i was 11 i started....i took a detergent, a strong one, put some of it on a towel and kept rubbing my face for 5 minutes....yeah, it did hurt a little bit , but the result was a red, allergy-like face which lasted for 2-4 days. Man, those were the times :)
Proceeding to the 2nd way. This one is nothing special, used it to skip some difficult tests, since its more of a 1 day method. I woke up 30 minutes before my parents, got a big glass and put some milk into it, then i added some cocumbers, little pieces of bread and more and more shit to make it look like the meal i ate the previous day. Then i made my way into the bathroom, spilled it into and around the toilet and made vomiting voices "Blarrgghh" <.< This was like 4 minutes before my mom and dad woke up, so my mom would come running upstairs to me "Son, are you alrighty?" and i was like "No, i'm feeling kinda sick" . Then she would let me stay home and the moment my parents drove off to work i was like "Fuck yeah" xD
So thats that. Do you guys got any similar stories and/or ways to skip school?
If you do, then let the younger generations know :)